Two of the first five students at PetesPlace have been selected for the apprenticeship program at the Park-Hyatt - Hyderabad. So I cannot say that I am sad, just that I cannot think of anything to post - excited! I did the simplest thing. Referred my 'Scrap book' and I had it, here it is:
Some of the best one-liners, that make me chuckle, sent to me by a friend.
10. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. — Joe Martin
9. I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. — Jack Benny
8. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Noel Coward
7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. — Rodney Dangerfield
6. Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure. — Unknown
5. I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. — Homer Simpson
4. Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight? — Al Boliska
3. If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. — Mel Brooks
2. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. — Jackie Mason
1. My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman
A little help from you will go a long way......
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